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Grown Ups is a 2010 American comedy film about five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend after their high school basketball coach passes away.

Directed by Dennis Dugan. Written by Adam Sandler and Fred Wolf.
Boys will be boys... some longer than others.taglines

Lenny

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  • Higgy!
  • Where is Saskatchatoon?
  • We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
  • I bet you $5.00 he gets on one knee.

[while watching Rob's daughter look at her car with his buddies]

  • Shift, shift.
  • Higgins, don't say that.
  • You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
  • Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.

Marcus

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  • If I don't make it to the funeral, tell the police it was Arlene from Applebee's.
  • Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out.
  • Um... you're fat.

[onlooking]

  • Oh, grody.
  • Hey, Y. Where's MCA?
  • [to Deanne's mother] What, are you going in the electric chair?
  • ...Hell.
  • Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico.
  • Is that making me horny? Yes!
  • I'm horny too!
  • Why didn't you tell us she gets it?
  • Ahh bad turtle!

Roxanne

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[an old woman approaches them]

  • And this must be your mother.
  • I'm sorry!
  • Your son is so cute. How old is he?
  • Typical men. They put it in and take it out like bitch why you take it out, and then trade it in for some cow.
  • As long as I am the last.

Rob

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  • My wife.
  • I'm not.
  • Hey, guys! Motion 78!

[the editing cuts back and forth from the play in the middle school game to the current game]

  • That's what I've been trying to say all along.

Kurt

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  • I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardhashian in there.
  • You broke my heart!
  • [talking about Jasmaine Hilliard and Rob] How do you get that... from that?
  • [(seeing Bridget, Rob's resemblance daughter] Now, that makes sense.
  • [looking at Jasmine's butt, as she is trying to fix the car bending over] I hope that car never gets fixed.
  • No, I'm the black guy and you're the other black guy
  • Dude, did you seriously just land on that bird?

Bean

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  • Mommy, I want some milk.
  • Mommy, can I have some of her milk?
  • I thought we were going to get wasted.

[as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast]

  • You're wasting it!
  • I want mommy's milk!
  • I want mommy's milk.
  • I'm just like daddy.

I'm the black guy and you're the other black guys here

Jasmine Hilliard

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  • Piece of crap car.
  • Hey, Dad.
  • [talking to Rob about the broken car] My old man lent me this turd.

Andre McKenzie

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  • [seeing Jasmine being sprayed with air by the car's bonnet] Hoochie Mama.

Taglines

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  • Boys will be boys... some longer than others.

Cast

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